Effin Birds

Effin Birds

Effin Birds

A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth. Effin' Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think "I'm going to need more booze to deal with this week") that made the Effin' Birds Twitter feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon's most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin' fan or birder.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Release : 2019-10-15
Total Pages : 208 Pages
ISBN : 9781984856296


Effin Birds

Effin Birds

A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on Earth, this edition is crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think "I'm going to need more booze to deal with this week") that made the Effin' Birds Twitter feed a household name.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher :
Release : 2019
Total Pages : 208 Pages
ISBN : 9781984856289


Effin Birds

Effin Birds

Have you ever looked a bird dead in the eye and wondered what it was thinking? With Effin’ Birds, the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the noble avocation of bird identification, you can venture into nature with confidence. This farcical field guide will help you identify over 200 birds, but more importantly, for the first time in history, it will also help you understand what these birds are thinking: The vainglorious grebe is acutely aware of its own magnificence. The hipster pelican thinks the world is a shitbarge. The overbearing heron wishes you better luck next time, fucknuts. The counsellor swallow wants you to maybe try not being a dickhead. ... and many, many more. Alongside beautiful, scientifically accurate illustrations and a whole lot of swearing is incisive commentary on modern life and the world we, as humans, must navigate. Or maybe it’s just some pictures of effin’ birds, okay?

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Genre : Humor
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Unbound Publishing
Release : 2019-10-17
Total Pages : Pages
ISBN : 9781783526970


Effin Birds

Effin Birds

A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on Earth, this edition is crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think "I'm going to need more booze to deal with this week") that made the Effin' Birds Twitter feed a household name.

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Product Details:

Genre : Humor
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher :
Release : 2019
Total Pages : 208 Pages
ISBN : 9781984856289


The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America

Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. With migratory maps and tips for birding, plus musings on the avian population and the ethics of birdwatching, this is the essential guide to all things wings. No need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

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Genre : Humor
Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2019-04-02
Total Pages : 176 Pages
ISBN : 9781452177397


Guide To Troubled Birds

Guide To Troubled Birds

A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find—or where to avoid—the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species—and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family. Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists. We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Animal lover gifts • Bird lovers gift • Gag gifts • Funny gifts • Christmas gifts

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Genre : Humor
Author : Mockingbird The Mincing
Publisher : Penguin
Release : 2014-06-12
Total Pages : 64 Pages
ISBN : 9780698179486


False Knees

False Knees

In Barkman’s debut print collection, False Knees fans will find old favorites along with an abundance of all-new material. Featuring creatures found in the author’s native Ontario, this always sharp, sometimes head-scratchingly bizarre collection of comics offers a view into the secret, surprisingly insightful world of blue jays, squirrels, geese, wolves, and rabbits.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Joshua Barkman
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release : 2019-10-15
Total Pages : 144 Pages
ISBN : 9781524859077


Greetings From Effin Birds

Greetings From Effin Birds

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Genre : Humor
Author : Unbound
Publisher :
Release : 2021-10-12
Total Pages : Pages
ISBN : 1800180586


The Bird Watching Answer Book

The Bird Watching Answer Book

Learn the how’s and why’s of bird behavior, from flirtatious mating practices and gorgeous birdsong to flying south for the winter. In this lively reference book, Laura Erickson addresses hundreds of real-life questions sent in to the Cornell Lab of Ornithology, the world’s foremost authority on birds. With expert advice on bird watching techniques and equipment, feeding and housing birds, protecting habitats, and much more, Erickson guides you through the intricacies of the avian world with a contagious passion for our feathered friends.

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Genre : Nature
Author : Laura Erickson
Publisher : Storey Publishing
Release : 2009-11-04
Total Pages : 400 Pages
ISBN : 9781603428064


The Iron Harvest

The Iron Harvest

Hiding is easy. Staying alive is the problem. Byron Shaw is the focus of a worldwide manhunt, led by the man he once called a friend. Everywhere he turns he finds more danger. Everyone who helps him risks their own life. With the Lattice destroyed, the systems the world relies upon have come undone. Global communications are down, food is growing scarce, and the weather is spiraling out of control. Shaw must fight his way across two shell-shocked continents if he ever wants to see his wife again. Unfortunately for him, he must navigate between those who are trying to rebuild the Lattice and those who are willing to kill anyone who might have the expertise or the resources to pull it off. Shaw must choose sides, and the future of the world will rest with his decision.

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Genre : Fiction
Author : Erik E. Hanberg
Publisher : Erik Hanberg
Release : 2016-01-26
Total Pages : 329 Pages
ISBN :