Effin Birds

Effin Birds

Effin Birds

A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth. Effin' Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think "I'm going to need more booze to deal with this week") that made the Effin' Birds Twitter feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon's most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin' fan or birder.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Release : 2019-10-15
Total Pages : 208 Pages
ISBN : 9781984856296


Effin Birds

Effin Birds

Have you ever looked a bird dead in the eye and wondered what it was thinking? With Effin’ Birds, the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the noble avocation of bird identification, you can venture into nature with confidence. This farcical field guide will help you identify over 200 birds, but more importantly, for the first time in history, it will also help you understand what these birds are thinking: The vainglorious grebe is acutely aware of its own magnificence. The hipster pelican thinks the world is a shitbarge. The overbearing heron wishes you better luck next time, fucknuts. The counsellor swallow wants you to maybe try not being a dickhead. ... and many, many more. Alongside beautiful, scientifically accurate illustrations and a whole lot of swearing is incisive commentary on modern life and the world we, as humans, must navigate. Or maybe it’s just some pictures of effin’ birds, okay?

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Genre : Humor
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Unbound Publishing
Release : 2019-10-17
Total Pages : Pages
ISBN : 9781783526970


Effin Birds

Effin Birds

A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on Earth, this edition is crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think "I'm going to need more booze to deal with this week") that made the Effin' Birds Twitter feed a household name.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher :
Release : 2019
Total Pages : 208 Pages
ISBN : 9781984856289


Greetings From Effin Birds

Greetings From Effin Birds

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Genre : Humor
Author : Unbound
Publisher :
Release : 2021-10-12
Total Pages : Pages
ISBN : 1800180586


The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America

The Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America

Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. With migratory maps and tips for birding, plus musings on the avian population and the ethics of birdwatching, this is the essential guide to all things wings. No need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

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Genre : Humor
Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Release : 2019-04-02
Total Pages : 176 Pages
ISBN : 1452174032


False Knees

False Knees

In Barkman’s debut print collection, False Knees fans will find old favorites along with an abundance of all-new material. Featuring creatures found in the author’s native Ontario, this always sharp, sometimes head-scratchingly bizarre collection of comics offers a view into the secret, surprisingly insightful world of blue jays, squirrels, geese, wolves, and rabbits.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Joshua Barkman
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release : 2019-10-15
Total Pages : 144 Pages
ISBN : 9781524859077


The Iron Harvest

The Iron Harvest

Hiding is easy. Staying alive is the problem. Byron Shaw is the focus of a worldwide manhunt, led by the man he once called a friend. Everywhere he turns he finds more danger. Everyone who helps him risks their own life. With the Lattice destroyed, the systems the world relies upon have come undone. Global communications are down, food is growing scarce, and the weather is spiraling out of control. Shaw must fight his way across two shell-shocked continents if he ever wants to see his wife again. Unfortunately for him, he must navigate between those who are trying to rebuild the Lattice and those who are willing to kill anyone who might have the expertise or the resources to pull it off. Shaw must choose sides, and the future of the world will rest with his decision.

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Genre : Fiction
Author : Erik E. Hanberg
Publisher : Erik Hanberg
Release : 2016-01-26
Total Pages : 329 Pages
ISBN :


The Mincing Mockingbird Guide To Troubled Birds

The Mincing Mockingbird Guide To Troubled Birds

A humorous, illustrated pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species.

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Genre : Birds
Author : Matt Adrian
Publisher :
Release : 2011-07-01
Total Pages : 62 Pages
ISBN : 0615593682


Murakami T

Murakami T

The international literary icon opens his eclectic closet: Here are photographs of Murakami’s extensive and personal T-shirt collection, accompanied by essays that reveal a side of the writer rarely seen by the public. Many of Haruki Murakami's fans know about his massive vinyl record collection (10,000 albums!) and his obsession with running, but few have heard about a more intimate passion: his T-shirt collecting. In Murakami T, the famously reclusive novelist shows us his T-shirts—from concert shirts to never-worn whiskey-themed Ts, and from beloved bookstore swag to the shirt that inspired the iconic short story "Tony Takitani." These photographs are paired with short, frank essays that include Murakami's musings on the joy of drinking Guinness in local pubs across Ireland, the pleasure of eating a burger upon arrival in the United States, and Hawaiian surf culture in the 1980s. Together, these photographs and reflections reveal much about Murakami's multifaceted and wonderfully eccentric persona.

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Genre : Biography & Autobiography
Author : Haruki Murakami
Publisher : Bond Street Books
Release : 2021-11-23
Total Pages : 240 Pages
ISBN : 9780385667050


Doggos Doing Things

Doggos Doing Things

Chonkybois, lowriders, borkers, and floofs -- these are just a few of the many cute characters you'll discover in Doggos Doing Things, an irresistible gift book based on the wildly popular Instagram account of the same name. This hilarious book pairs adorable photos of puppos of all shapes (from smol flufferinos to long boys), sizes (from big woofers to lil yippers), and breeds (from puggos to labbers and huskos) with ridiculous captions describing what they're up to -- which is usually looking for snaccos or just bestowing love upon their hoomans. With more than 150 pictures of adorable pupperinos and a thicc layer of humor by way of the internet's unique dog speak, it's a celebration of man's best friend and good boys (and girls) everywhere.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Creators of @doggosdoingthings
Publisher : Running Press Adult
Release : 2020-07-28
Total Pages : 144 Pages
ISBN : 9780762469949